As a photographer, I often find myself in need of a joke. I might need it as an ice breaker, to get people to relax a little more with a camera in their face or to try and get someone to laugh. I LOVE to capture people laughing.

The problem was though, that I didn't have very many jokes that I could easily remember and the one joke I could remember wasn't particularly funny. So I asked a bunch of friends if they knew any jokes and I wrote them down furiously as the punchlines were thrown.

Now I can quickly refer to them in my notebook and memorize a few before a photo shoot. I enjoyed laughing at them so much I thought I'd share some and brighten up your day too.

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What's yellow and incredibly dangerous? Shark-infested custard.

Why don't blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their dogs!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What is blue and white and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing blue jeans.

How do you know there was an elephant in your fridge? There's footprints in the butter.

What is red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What do Eskimos get when they sit too long on ice? Polaroids.

What do you call in alligator in a vest? An investigator!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

P.S. What's your go-to-joke when you need one? Please share in the comments.

P.P.S.  Have a super happy Friday! :-)